1. Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands get coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
2. Law of the Workshop: Any tool when dropped will roll to the least accessible corner.
3. Law of Probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
4. Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
5. Law of Driving: After you change lanes, the one you were in will always start to move faster than the one you are in now.
6. Law of the Bath Tub: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
7. Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
8. Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
9. Law of the Theatre: The people whose seats are furthest from the aisle will arrive last.
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