Arrrgh...!!!!!!!

MY PC CRASHED. I've lost all my emails,mpegs,mp3,documents,photos. I've no more space in other drives to move them. So in the end, I formatted the whole FUCKING PC.

Haha, Payday is coming. 8)

Angry + Happy = Angry Happily (^_^)

Relaxing

HAHA, Let me tell you something my friends. I'm now on a one week leave. Starting last Saturday 21st May. And I'm very happy about it.

I have nothing to do so I can spend my time resting at home and downloading from the Internet.

No work = means can sleep till very late. Means no need to get stuck in traffic jams.

Jealous? Don't be. Cause I'm working 12hrs shift unlike you people. So it means that I'm suffering from sleeping disorder.

Yeah Yeah, some of you might think that I'll be working 6 months a year and getting full year's pay. What can I say? I'm also working. BUT I'm working more hours per day then the normal 8 hours. So at the end of the day, I'm also working the same number of hours as you people.

Since I have so much time off per month, I think I'll just do part time servicing computers.

SPA

A place to relax. I love SPA. And I would like to recommend one particular SPA in Wisma MPL. The name has been changed to Andaman(I think).

Its a SPA for girls as well as guys, but all seperated. Girls will be in one room and guys another. Facilities includes Suana, SteamBath, Hot Pool, Cold Pool, Shiatsu or Oil Massage. Unlimited supply of food, drinks and cigarettes, Astro, Internet and mini theatre. For Rm 110 ++. I think it is very worthy. And if you are going with your girlfriend, a special room can be arranged for you. But please behave. No hanky panky. Unless you want everyone in the SPA to be watching.

I went there on Monday, and spent the whole day there with a friend. Just relaxing there. Its my friend's virgin trip there. So he is very impressed with the environment there. He said that place is a very good place for business talks. I agreed with him. But I told him that another one at Citibank Building is even better.

I shall go there next month if I got the time. It is even more posh and more majestic then the one at Wisma MPL.

Sleeping Disorder?

Can someone tell me why I have to wake up at around 3am every night? I am very tired from doing 12 shift but WTF am I experiencing all this?

我真的很不正常了 !

WHY??????

I must go and see a doctor soon. Can Doctor Nick help? 8)

People, like me who rate sleeping as number one pass time, who does not get to enjoy 7-8 hrs sleep a day, to me is a torture.

Am I under too much pressure? Am I getting old?

Hmm....Let me see:

1) I'm working 14days a month, 7days & 7nights, 12 hours per day. Does the work schedule affect my body clock?
2) Working pressure? Majority of my work is very simple. Nothing much. I can managed the whole data centre alone. BUT is it because my colleagues are taking too much days off without getting prior approval causing me the not so song feeling?
3) Lack of social life? The last time I had dinner with my bunch of friends is in Feb 05.
4) Too many offdays which makes me having too much time to rest while not working?
5) Still single? Maybe I still dun have someone to nag at me yet. ;)
6) Streamyx at home which give me the urge to surf anytime?
7) Lack of SEX? Regular dose administered.
8) Lack of holidays? I seldom take leave cos I had so many offdays per month.
9) Too many cigarettes? I think I shall switch to cigar.

I know, I think I need a girlfriend. So fibi,miao you know what to do? You don't no?
Introduce more friends without batang to me!!! 8) Understood? Tak mau Batang.

Actaully joking only. I still quite enjoy being single. Why?

Let me explain with the following equation.

NGF = MPTG + MGTK + NN

* Where NGF = No Girl Friend, MPTG = More Places To Go, MGTK = More Girls To Know, NN = No Nagging

If you multiply NGF with the number of years when you are single. Eg.

NGF x 2 Yrs Single = 2 Yrs of Freedom(Peace)

Being single is good. But I'm not telling you people to be single all the way. I'm also looking for the right one, but now still not able to meet anyone yet.

On Wednesday, I shall go cut my hair. Now my fringe reached my chin. My father kept on scolding me. Finally have to give in. Or maybe just ask the barber to trim a bit enough. Tipu a bit then can close case.

Do you know that it's physically impossible to lick your elbows?

Wait a minute, why are you trying to lick your elbows.

Whose fault is this?

It actually started like this. My driver's license is due on Monday 16th May 2005. As I'm working on Monday, I've to renew my license on Friday. And Friday morning only. Why? Cause Fridays are prayers day for all Muslims. Meaning shorter working hours.

So I woke up at 8am, go for breakfast and proceed to JPJ Wangsa Maju. As my friend told me the previous night, there is a drive thru counter which you can renew your road tax and driver's license without stepping out of the car. I decided to try this out.

I chose to go after the morning peak period. Good choice, cause no jams, even at Batu Caves. So I reached JPJ at around 9.45am. When I try to proceed to the drive thru counter, a jaga stopped me. Ask me where am I going. I said that I wanted to renew my license at the drive thru. He told me that it will be open at 10.00am. 15 mins only, I can wait. 1 or 2 cigarettes and it will be 10.00am. So I just ask the guard to let me go and queue up since its only 15 mins wait.

I parked my car by the side of the road since the counter is not yet open. KLKK(Walk Here Walk There in Hokkien) for a while. Then 1 stupid woman jumped queue and park in front of me. WTF! The aunty never knew anything about manners. Never mind, no big issue here. Below is the picture of the car in front of me. I am so bo liao to take the picture.
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Anyway, I just wait for the time to reach 10am. And aha, 10am came after I finished 1 cigarette.

But no one came to open the counter.

10.05 am - Still no one
10.10 am - Empty
10.15 am - Target sighted. One aunty slowly walked towards the drive thru as if she is the super model of Malaysia. If she really is the supermodel of Malaysia, I'll gouge my eyes out for free, and die in my puke without regrets.

So she proceed with the car in front of me. Then my turn. I handed her both my mother and my license to her. Told her to renew 2 yrs each. That will costs me Rm 120 total. So I pass her three 50 ringgit bills. She said that she does not have any change yet. Never mind. Luckily I just have enough small change for her. Passed her Rm 20 small change.

Now here comes the exciting part.

Among the RM 20, she rejected one 5 ringgit bill. Why? Because some idiot wrote something like this on the note.

"I orang Hansem, Nak cari Lelaki, call 012-2XXXXXX "

Come on please, I believe here in Malaysia, guys are easily available and no advertisements needed.

Never mind, I politely took back the 5 ringgit bill, and proceed to dig my wallet for another 5 ringgit.

Now this is the best part!!!!!

I only managed to have 4 ringgit in my wallet, never mind, she can accept coins also. So I proceed to dig high and low for another 1 ringgit in coins. And you know what. I only managed to get 85 sens.

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then she said 1 sens also can. I continue to look high and low for 15 sens. And in the end I only managed another 8 sens.

So total 85 + 8 = 93 sens. Still short off 7 sens!!!!!!!!!!

For the first time in my life I felt that I needed 7 sens so badly.

In the end, I have to park my car some where. Walk to the mamak store, get myself a pack of cigarettes and get some small change.

Now the conclusion.

Whose fault is this?

1) The JPJ aunty who open the counter without any small change.
2) Me without extra small change in my wallet.
3) Some IDIOT who wrote stupid things on the 5 ringgit note like a gigolo.

Hint: Option 1 and 3 seems very promising ;)

P/S: Keep all the 1 sens in your car, you'll never know when you needed them.