I've always received a lot of spam/scam mails in my mailbox everyday. Most of them sells sex enhancement products, fake Rolexes, property and stocks ads. But I found that the following mail catches my attentions due to the way they sweetlaced their email to make you think that its the real deal.
MARK CHAMBERS,
LEGAL PRACTITIONER AND PUBLIC NOTARY &
HIGH COURT REPRESENTATIVE
SUITE 202 OMEGA PLAZA, APAPA
LAGOS - NIGERIA.
Dear Friend Pua,
I am Barrister Mark Jones,a solicitor at law.I am
the personal attorney to Engr.Hawkins Pua,a national
of your country,who used to work with Mobil Oil
company in Nigeria. Here in after shall be referred to
as my client,On the 21st of April 2002, my client,his
wife and their two children were involved in an Auto
Crash All occupants of the Vehicle unfortunately lost
their lives. Since then I have made several enquirers
to your embassy to locate any of my clients extended
relatives this has also proved unsuccessful.
I have contacted you to assist in repatriating most
especially,the Money left behind by my client before
they get confiscated or declared Unserviceable by the
bankwhere this huge deposit were
lodged.Particularly,the Bank where the deceased Had an
account valued at about $23.6 million dollars,has
issued me a notice to provide the Next of kin,or have
the account confiscated. I seek your consent to
present you as the Next of kin of the deceased since
you have the same last name so that the proceeds of
this account Valued at $23.6 million dollars can be
paid to you, as my clients Next
of Kin,and then we can share the amount on a mutually
agreed percentage.All legal documents to back up your
claim as the deceased Next of Kin,will be provided.
All I require is your honest co-operation to enable us
see this deal through.I guarantee that this will be
executed under a legitimate arrangement that will
protect you from any breach of the law.Please get in
touch with me by my e-mail to enable us discuss
further.Iwill want you to send to me on your return
email the following information for the transfer in
your favour.Please endeavour to contact me My Alternetive
E-Mail:8m2j34@myway.com.
1, Your full Name,
2, Your contact Address
3, Your private phone ,Mobile and fax numbers for easy
communicating.
4, Your occupation
5, Your age.
Best Regards
Barrister Mark Jones Esq.
Be wise, nothing comes for free. And it seems that a lot of rich people prefer to die in Nigeria.
Monday, August 07, 2006
PC Fair
PC Fair is coming this weekend, and I'm planning to go there this Friday to get myself a 1GB Pendrive and maybe a high capacity harddisk if I got extra budget for it. (^^)
Saturday, August 05, 2006
Carrefour "OEM" Instant Noodles
Indomie, Myojo, Nissin, Maggi are some of the brands of the instant noodles that I've have tasted before. Especially their Mee Gorengs, are my favorites. I can have them every meal for months without getting bored.
Recently I tried to get some Myojo Mee Goreng at Carrefour, but it seems that they have pulled them off their shelves. I wonder why? Is it because both Carrefour and Myojo fuck smelly already? Anyway, my gf introduced me to the Carrefour "OEM" Mee Goreng, saying that its very nice and very very spicy. I was skeptical at the suggestion, but she just chuck a packet into the trolley and asked me to try it out.
Now, my PC time is showing 7.25am, about 30mins ago, I've just cooked 2 packets of them. My conclusion? It is damn farking spicy.
Go try eh....
Recently I tried to get some Myojo Mee Goreng at Carrefour, but it seems that they have pulled them off their shelves. I wonder why? Is it because both Carrefour and Myojo fuck smelly already? Anyway, my gf introduced me to the Carrefour "OEM" Mee Goreng, saying that its very nice and very very spicy. I was skeptical at the suggestion, but she just chuck a packet into the trolley and asked me to try it out.
Now, my PC time is showing 7.25am, about 30mins ago, I've just cooked 2 packets of them. My conclusion? It is damn farking spicy.Go try eh....
Friday, August 04, 2006
Dreaming
I want to win the SportsToTo Big Sweep.
I want to win the first prize including the Jackpot.
If I managed to 6 Millions including the Jackpot, I'll deposit 4 Mil into fixed deposits account.
Then I'll splurge on the remaining 2 Mil the way I want it.
I'll settle my family's house loans, my car loan, then get myself a new condo in Sri Hartamas or Kepong.
Get a new RX-8 and Toyota's Wish.
I'll buy all the latest gadgets out there, whether I need them or not.
I'll stay in Genting for 1 month, go travel around the world for 2yrs staying at each country for 1 month before moving on to the next.
BUT there are 2 things I need to do first.
1) Go to sleep now and continue my Millionaire Dream
2) Go and buy the damn lottery tickets.
Got buy got chance, no buy no chance. Who knows, maybe lady luck likes my new haircut. (^^)
I want to win the first prize including the Jackpot.
If I managed to 6 Millions including the Jackpot, I'll deposit 4 Mil into fixed deposits account.
Then I'll splurge on the remaining 2 Mil the way I want it.
I'll settle my family's house loans, my car loan, then get myself a new condo in Sri Hartamas or Kepong.
Get a new RX-8 and Toyota's Wish.
I'll buy all the latest gadgets out there, whether I need them or not.
I'll stay in Genting for 1 month, go travel around the world for 2yrs staying at each country for 1 month before moving on to the next.
BUT there are 2 things I need to do first.
1) Go to sleep now and continue my Millionaire Dream
2) Go and buy the damn lottery tickets.
Got buy got chance, no buy no chance. Who knows, maybe lady luck likes my new haircut. (^^)
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